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[dxd92]

Je sais pas trop quoi penser du naming lol

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[gaby]

[Odd]

Le topic blagues a été supprimé?.

Pour koudy :

Ole gunnar solskjaer meets with Klopp. He asks him, "Your team wiped the floor with us 5 - 0 I cant get over it, how do you run such an efficient team? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players."

Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?"

Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?"

Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?"

Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says Klopp.

Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire.

"Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba

Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!"

Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer.

Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba."

Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"

[dxd92]

Pas mal lol

[Rocca]

Mais Mo Salah est de la famille de Harry Maguire ?

[IceCold]

Je suis en collapse, entre le propos et la voix du mec c'est caviar sur lit de Nutella.

[aristote2]

C’est un compte parodique ?

[Vodevil]

"Le partenaire de mes bavures."

[peezee]

Information

On Nous Ment Depuis Des Millions D'années

[Bibpanda]

[gaby]

[fourcroy]

Y'en a pas un qui porte le masque de lui-même. C'est un peu triste comme vidéo.

[Jester]

+1

[negrOM]

Disons que si ils montrent les images de ceux qui arrivent masqués ça n'a que peu d'intérêt

[gaby]

Bah oui...logique, non ?

[squall]

[superolive]

squall,

[peezee]

Ah c'est sûr que ça claque beaucoup mieux les chiffres avec un tel graphe. C'te foutage de gueule.

[ruby]

La magistrature en elle-même est un foutage de gueule j’en fais le constat tous les jours

[dxd92]

Disons que si ils montrent les images de ceux qui arrivent masqués ça n'a que peu d'intérêt

Toi tu retournes le couteau dans la plaie